Rumors have been surfacing that I’m flying back to
A new dawn is rising, a time when I will have limited access to the World Wide Web chiefly so that I can remain in touch with my favoritest friends and family. That time begins on the 19th of this month when I fly to
From there I’ll proceed to make my fortunes in a manner that may not be entirely conventional. For the few out there that may think I mean “fortunes” to include loads of money and power I’m sure the rest of us can suggest otherwise. Alright, I’ll do it; it would be more correct to propose that I am leaving George Bushland in search of personal enrichment (or as my visa states: “tourism”), terrestrial beautification & international awareness, a capitalistic strategy to saving the world, and a damn cool place for all of you to visit.
This spot in this E-mail seems an appropriate place to give a very vague idea of what I am setting out to do. When I was in
Well, all this is assuming the Russian Consulate sends me back my passport and a shiny new Visa (I plan on getting nervous next week if I still don’t have it).
So, for all of you who care to live vicariously through my absent minded defamation of other cultures in an attempt to understand and appreciate their qualities I invite you along. One way or another I plan to maintain an online blog and a place to post pictures. It’s looking like that may be here: ________ So, that being said, you’ve made it onto this E-mail list and you will remain forever here spammed without good cause. If you don’t like these E-mails to come then you can ignore them, figure out how to have your E-mail account filter them out, or politely ask to be removed (if you think that would be rude then…well…you’re a jerk! Now we’re even and everything’s okay.)
So remember write me. I love it and now I’ll write you back too!